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Exe Demotivational Poster


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.

TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.

Eat, Run, Die! -

TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Thedewd - October 18, 2017, 3:25 am
And, he who dies with the most toys...is DEAD!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still tap that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm

MY EX - ...is living proof as to how stupid I can be.

TAGS: exes intelligence
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 9, 2015, 12:23 am
jinxguy44 - November 8, 2015, 3:29 pm
Aaaahh, I see Miss Priss - no further questions or comments neccessary...
MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:30 pm
You'd have to ask my ex's boyfriend...teehee.
jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:37 pm
I certainly hope that this guy is ONLY practicing opening up a beer...

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both sexes
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds

SQUATS - We Love It When She Does Squats

TAGS: exercise is good for you
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

culos - February 5, 2010, 4:11 am
10 pounds too much?
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
How does she rate out of 10, Culos?


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.48/5
Thunderstrike - July 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
She's lifting weights? I didn't notice the weights.
robbidos - July 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that form hurts my back, but some people think it is proper
templar13 - July 16, 2012, 5:48 pm
Huh, I've seen someone blow a disc out doing it that way though.... although it was less sexy.


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am

NECK EXERCISES FOR MEN - If any of these exercises makes you feel uncomfortable or dizzy, slow down.

TAGS: neck exersises
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by wayne41

Swampfox - June 18, 2012, 5:18 pm
Sending this to a friend with a neck brace.

For The Last Time -


KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?

NOT EXERCISING RIGHT - Your doing it ALL Wrong

TAGS: exercising fail wrong
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by zazale

M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 11:09 am
First thing I learned on this website (By 'the1stCOMMI3') was that 'you're doing it wrong' posters suck... sadly, I agree with forseti... 1l
rerun - July 4, 2010, 4:25 pm

Five 1L votes (so far) cannot be wrong
forseti - July 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
NOT MOTIFAKING RIGHT - you doing it. sorry ;)

AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty

TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that shit. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?

SICK'S NEW BIKE ROUTE - may be 10 miles out of the way but he's committed to it

TAGS: exercising
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:15 am
I love jogging. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This poster is driving me nuts. I could have sworn that someone did something similar for Cubby a while back. 5L's anyway for driving me closer to the brink and for the future, where women are often topless.
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:07 am
Change can be a good thing believe it or not. 5er.

AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES - A bit different at Seal-Land

Yo-Yo Diets -




Checkup -

Practically Magic -

Going for a walk? -

TAGS: exercise your leek walk daily
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:53 am
Thanks guys!
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 3:47 am
words a 5er

HONESTY - Not always the best policy...

MY PC - it has the option to kill now to find the option to choose who i kill

TAGS: pc life exe kill
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by omnia

Exoneration -

TAGS: exoneration western hanging execution mistake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 18, 2014, 4:41 pm
I don’t quite follow you, but thanks for the 5 ;)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:55 am
Was that before or after the 5L death penalty?

Bacon -


TAGS: battle of sexes humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 6:52 pm

carebear - March 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 6:47 pm

Tsk...tsk...tsk...she's dialing the undertaker.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 6:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:46 pm

What you guys don't know is that the look on the 'chef's' face is second rigor.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 4:04 pm
It's useless to minimalize the sense of this picture, because from what I see, her smile is much more fake than his, and the text from the picture say a very painful truth for women... THE BEST CHEFS ARE MEN :))
tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Ya, baby... you go girl.

HYDRATION - Some think it is overrated

LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"

TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lovely.angie

Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you

CUDDLY - I put the "cute" in executioner

Another Woman's Treasure -

TAGS: exes women leftovers dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 1:55 am
A sammich only a man could appreciate?
Greeny - January 3, 2014, 4:21 pm
Mmmmm... banana & mayo

Little Known Fact -

TAGS: yoga kama sutra stretching exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

lgvernon - April 13, 2014, 11:45 pm

I wondered...

Seniors -

WISDOM - Women would rather have beauty than brains Because men can see better than they can think

TAGS: wisdom battle of the sexes
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by house

mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL... so wise

SALACIOUS INTENT - Brilliantly executed with outstanding results ...


WAIT WHAT?! - I am 20 times more likely to be executed than win the lottery? I like those odds

TAGS: odd chance execute
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by hellraisingmonk

Ag218 - March 13, 2009, 5:03 pm
That's why we have Jim Beam to even the odds a little...

SURRENDER - Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

TAGS: battle of sexes
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by mitroim

CANADA - April 29, 2010, 8:55 pm
very nice! 5L
spacedog - April 29, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nice work mitroim, 5Ls.


TAGS: march calendar 2010 sexed
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 6:34 pm
Lester, I like this, but when I saw it, it reminded me of 74800. 5L

EXERCISE - Since all life is futility, then the decision to exist must be the most irrational of all.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: reality chick rear can butt girl girlfriend workout exercise false fake hope
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Hector - June 16, 2009, 10:33 am
For all we know, it might be a dude.
TJ - May 7, 2009, 10:46 pm
Really? The girl in this photo barely even has an ass. At least find a better photo if you want to act like you're worth listening to.

SIT UPS - They hide your boner

TAGS: exercise
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Brian

JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER - I told ya to stay out of my garden shed, ya biatch

TAGS: judge jury executioner garden shed stay out rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by RnR

Erecrottod - June 14, 2009, 6:26 am
ugly woman
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 11, 2008, 2:30 pm
Jazz Hands!

JUSTICE AND STUFF - please vote this as low as it will go since i'm tired of making these thank you

TAGS: electric chair justice execution
Rating: 1.35/5

More motifakes by electric chair guy

Justice - March 26, 2009, 7:14 pm
Kill 'em all and let God sort them out!
Electric Chair Guy - October 7, 2008, 6:37 pm
wtf, you idiots aren't voting 1 lion like your supposed to.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:38 am
Yeah, Melvin. He hangs out at the bottom of motifake's chart lookin' to score some pity sex from ugly poster dwellers. They could use this chair! Eww.
Charles - September 27, 2008, 1:01 am
Amusing take on your infamous posters, ECG. I'll give it a - which one's the vote whore again, Melvin?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 3:43 am
Funny. I complied, though, and gave it a one. Maybe there will be competition to reach the very bottom of the list.

EXES - If Bush Had Any He'd Have Known How To Plan Ahead

TAGS: exes
Rating: 1.28/5

More motifakes by Blaggandron

Dear Health Club -

TAGS: health exercise oatmeal sesame street
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 5:03 am
Thanks Miss Priss... :)
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 3:26 am
C is for cop out to the "man"...5L damn you Sesame Street!
Greybeard - September 2, 2014, 11:07 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:03 pm

Exercise -

Egalitarianism -

exercise -

Law Of Probabilities -

TAGS: randomness exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 25, 2014, 6:10 am
Chinese New Year. Starts Jan 31. Ends Feb 6. For some it started a week ago and ends whenever they find their way back (late Feb). I was part of it when in Tianjin right after Y2K. Crazy.
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 5:18 am
I'll bite; what the hell is Cny?
Silverheart - January 25, 2014, 2:43 am

Another fun game is type in random numbers in the 'flaunt your poster' feature. Results may vary, and share the fun.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:03 am
…..it’ll be my CNY resolution
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:00 am
‘Em, you type waaay too sober. I’m goin’ ta bed, on the sofa, in the den...pretty soon now. Tomorrow I start bein’ good. For sure this time.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2014, 12:48 am
Is there something random about the Wild Tchoupitoulas I don't know about?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Heh heh…….thirsty? hungry?...who is luv ullmann? You know what’s gooood? Egg rolls with hot mustard and ‘svit & sour’ sauce ..bless that ruskie hoar for feedin’ this ol’ bear
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Shadduup Gary. what kind of name is "Gary" anyway?......luv U man.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:09 am
I so love the comment section when Mooooooooooooooooooo has had just right amount of kief…..orrrr……maybe it’s me. Whatever, 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:46 pm
Did you just trick me?....I don't get it?!? 5L anyways...because you're cute for a melon.



TAGS: mental exercise
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - August 22, 2012, 10:33 pm
Letters in Alphabet, Arabian Nights, Signs of Zodiac, Keys on Piano, Degrees in Right Angle, Sides on Stop Sign, Wheel on Unicycle, Men on Dead Man's Chest, Lives of Cat, Bottle of Beer on a Wall, Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly.
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:05 am
15 is men on a dead man's chest
fatelvis - August 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Pass go in Monopoly
caveman - August 18, 2012, 9:27 am
Should i feel bad that i had no clue on any of them?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:59 am
Letters,Arabian,Signs,Keys,Degrees,Sides,Wheel,Months?,Lives,Bottles, ???
Bull - August 18, 2012, 1:39 am
26 letters in the alphabet, 1001 Arabian Nights, and after that my ears started bleeding and I couldn't smell the color orange.

Just Add Water -


Exercise -

TAGS: exercise steps
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:35 pm
That's what they get for buying a second-hand escalator from a shorter store. Or the installation crew had a really bad day

Time for a nap -

TAGS: walking exercise
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 24, 2014, 9:47 am
off to the dryer.. gracias senor
Greeny - April 23, 2014, 9:32 pm
Stick the pedometer in a sock, in a pocket of pants & in the dryer (no heat) - you're welcome.
MissPriss - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Kinda one of those walk a mile in my shoes deal?
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:18 pm
10,000 steps per day...at the end of the week, how close to freedom would you be?

RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?

TAGS: opportunity equality sexes females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


Personal Trainer -


Texas 500th Execution -

TAGS: texas 500th execution 393 guilty
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Ism

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:57 pm
When people that are specifically asked about lying to keep someone form being executed and answers "Any means." I don't take their word or the results of their tests seriously.
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:44 am
What did Cannabal eat?
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
I read about that..
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
thank God for DNA testing
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:14 pm
In Texas, the phrase "Hang Ten" has a whole new meaning...
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:13 pm
Like a comedian once said, in Canada, we have NO murders...only hunting "accidents".
PapaFox - June 27, 2013, 8:43 pm
"Celebrating" an execution? Seriously? What, since lynchings are frowned upon these days?
rerun - June 27, 2013, 7:52 pm

I disagree, I live in Texas and was murdered just yesterday. True story.
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 6:42 pm
Laugh it up...capital punishment is the reason that there are no murders in Texas...;)



TAGS: executed
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Wheels

LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 6:41 am
Worse WTFO, I live (still do) here and I had a kid who was a Crossing Guard... I got stuck once on I-395 after one of his shootings - they were eyeballing EVERY vehicle in the area to try to catch this douche. I hope he's the Devil's personal bitch.
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 6:36 pm
I hope he's being anal raped in hell. I lived in the D.C. area at the time. Let's hope Maj Hasan meets the same fate for his terrorist acts like this POS did.
Lex - November 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
The should've made him mow the prison grounds and then shot his ass.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 4:13 pm
I agree. Resting is too kind for him. Burning would be more appropriate.
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:59 pm

need to execute the kid that helped him next
Faceplant31 - November 11, 2009, 3:57 pm
I like the poster i just hope that this bastard is not resting at all.

JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER - MotiFake Approver / Rejecter staff. No mercy.

BP PUBLIC RELATIONS EXEC - capturing virtually all the oil leaking from the Gulf floor by early next week. The flow should decrease ‘to a relative trickle’


TOYOTA EXECUTIVES - WHY SOOO SERIOUS? HAW-HAW!! Yes, that elevators going down.

GINGER - Just throwing it out there! Hopefully this information will only be used for good. I'm not SAYING, I'm just saying....

TAGS: ginger tony hayward bp oil exec
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:19 pm
triple worstest x 10



TAGS: exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

concern3 - April 3, 2016, 7:42 am
Thanks guys
MissPriss - April 2, 2016, 6:56 pm
Giddy UP!
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 10:24 am
This is pure gold! ^^^^^Up


TAGS: sexes battle tie humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 5, 2016, 7:04 pm
Very funny one UP yours

The League of Evil Exes -

TAGS: pzy evil exes league censorship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

concern3 - August 20, 2017, 4:55 am
Excellent, UP yours


Exercise Block -

TAGS: exercise gym workout physical fitness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:23 am
I have always enjoyed this joke! Like what you did with it! 5 LOL lions!
Greybeard - May 14, 2015, 11:10 pm
As I turn 50 I decided to lean forward on this exercise thing :)
GaryO - May 14, 2015, 8:08 pm
This, I can do (since I just fell and bucked 5 trees)
concern3 - May 14, 2015, 2:51 pm
Mr Greybeard you make Jack Lalanne look like a 90lb weakling



TAGS: exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - November 18, 2016, 1:04 pm
Look, a penny! Followed by full faceplant.... Good 1 Cern! Very funny! ^!



Sex Court -

Exercise: here's your motivation! -



TAGS: exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:35 pm
I would love to lick ALL of the sweat off of her totally naked body...



TAGS: workout exercise muscular men poster
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 24, 2016, 6:51 pm
TNX, IgV!!!! Always enjoy some nice eye candy!! Oh. I liked the poster too!!! 5 L!!!!
lgvernon - January 24, 2016, 5:43 pm

Benjamin Franklin said it best. " In the dark all cats are grey."
Greeny - January 24, 2016, 5:04 pm
what - we're all like that... underneath


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
You... Second-row, big hair... Come see me in my bedro--er, office.
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:15 am
Dance class! Always a lot of guys in the back, faking it, being guys! LOL!!! ^ Cern!

Workin' It -

TAGS: gym exercise workout conclusions membership
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 27, 2015, 1:43 am
I used to until I blew my left knee out! Thanks for the vote dizz!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:10 am
I've been known to burn a calorie or two that way myself! 5L



TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - May 15, 2015, 10:03 am
cern, yer nailin' it



TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:35 am
s-e-x. Grrr!
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:34 am
Perhaps someone has made her fear sex.
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:29 am

Texas -

TAGS: lethal injection executions texas innocent
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Ism

steve1961 - March 13, 2015, 10:34 pm
Thanks, Emilio...Take all the fun out of capital punishment...
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2015, 3:08 pm
On average, one out of five people on death row turn out to be innocent. Yep, 20%